Assalamualaikum...
Diplomat - A person who tells you to
go to hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.
Optimist - A person who starts taking
a bath if he accidentally falls into a
river.
Pessimist - A person who says that O
is the last letter in ZERO, instead of
the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Miser - A person who lives poor so
that he can die rich.
Father - A banker provided by nature.
Criminal - A guy no different from the
rest...except that he got caught.
Boss - Someone who is early when you
are late and late when you are early.
Politician - One who shakes your hand
before elections and your confidence
after.
Doctor - A person who kills your ills
by pills, and kills you with his
bills.
Committee - Individuals who can do
nothing individually and sit to decide
that nothing can be done together.
Classic - A book which people praise,
but do not read.
Marriage - It's an agreement in which
a man loses his bachelor degree and
woman gains her master degree.
Worry - Interest paid on trouble
before it falls due.
Experience - The name men give to
their mistakes.
Tears - The hydraulic force by which
masculine power is defeated by
feminine power.
Atom Bomb - An invention to end all
inventions.
Philosopher - A fool who torments
himself during life, to be spoken of
when dead.
Smile - A curve that can set a lot of
things straight.
Rumor - News that travels faster than
the speed of sound.
Dictionary - The only place where
divorce comes before marriage.
College - A place where some pursue
learning and others learn pursuing.
Ecstasy - A feeling when you feel you
are going to feel a feeling you have
never felt before.
Office - A place where you can relax
after your strenuous homelife.
Yawn - The only time some married men
ever get to open their mouth.
Ryan P
Terima sudi baca entri ni. Sayang korang.
Anything can happen, that why life is wonderful. Struggle to get what u aim but be sure don't hurt any one. No one you shouldn't hurt their feels!
Jom belajar English.. Kita belajar mengenai negara okay.
Diplomat - A person who tells you to
go to hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.
Optimist - A person who starts taking
a bath if he accidentally falls into a
river.
Pessimist - A person who says that O
is the last letter in ZERO, instead of
the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Miser - A person who lives poor so
that he can die rich.
Father - A banker provided by nature.
Criminal - A guy no different from the
rest...except that he got caught.
Boss - Someone who is early when you
are late and late when you are early.
Politician - One who shakes your hand
before elections and your confidence
after.
Doctor - A person who kills your ills
by pills, and kills you with his
bills.
Committee - Individuals who can do
nothing individually and sit to decide
that nothing can be done together.
Classic - A book which people praise,
but do not read.
Marriage - It's an agreement in which
a man loses his bachelor degree and
woman gains her master degree.
Worry - Interest paid on trouble
before it falls due.
Experience - The name men give to
their mistakes.
Tears - The hydraulic force by which
masculine power is defeated by
feminine power.
Atom Bomb - An invention to end all
inventions.
Philosopher - A fool who torments
himself during life, to be spoken of
when dead.
Smile - A curve that can set a lot of
things straight.
Rumor - News that travels faster than
the speed of sound.
Dictionary - The only place where
divorce comes before marriage.
College - A place where some pursue
learning and others learn pursuing.
Ecstasy - A feeling when you feel you
are going to feel a feeling you have
never felt before.
Office - A place where you can relax
after your strenuous homelife.
Yawn - The only time some married men
ever get to open their mouth.
Ryan P
Terima sudi baca entri ni. Sayang korang.
Anything can happen, that why life is wonderful. Struggle to get what u aim but be sure don't hurt any one. No one you shouldn't hurt their feels!
jom la belajar sikit2 ttg bahasa asing ni. Tak rugi pun.
BalasPadam